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Friday, April 14, 2023
"SEAGULLS! (Stop It Now)" -- A Bad Lip Reading of The Empire Strikes Back
Rockin', rockin', and rollin'
Down to the beach, I'm strollin'
But the seagulls poke at my head, not fun!
I said, "Seagulls, mm! Stop it now!"
Everyone told me not to stroll on that beach
Said, "Seagulls gonna come, poke me in the coconut"
And they did, and they did and they goin' like
Nothin' I could do but yell when these birds attacked me
When I tried to run I fell, and then these kids start laughin'
And then, hmm, got hit in the neck with a hacky-sack
Mm-hm, hm-hm where'd it come from? Hmm
Gotta run, run, run (jump)
I can be a backpack while you run
Run, run, run, jump, and stop!
Put me down
I love to groove and boogie, mm
Show you some dance moves! Mm!
(No, I don't want you to)
If I had your giant feet out there on the beach
Could've outrun those birds!
(You're a psycho wiener)
Let me grab my beater!
Stop it please
Don't hit me
Don't hit me
C'mon man, quick that bangin'
Hey what's that stank?
(You put a fish in our basket)
Ho-ho-ho-ooh, yeah! I forgot I did that
(You owe me an apology)
Just hold your breath and see, when the time is right
Birds will fly at your face
Now run, run, run (jump)
I can be your backpack while you run!
Swing from a hairy vine
I can be your backpack while you climb!
Stand on one hand and lift
Rocks with your special gift
Run, run, run, jump, now breathe
Yeah, like that
One day I was walkin', and I found this big log
And I rolled the log over and underneath was a tiny little stick
And I was like, "That log had a child"
Listen boy, someday when you are older
You could get hit by a boulder
While you're lyin' there screamin'
"Come help me please" the seagulls
Poke your knees!
Stop it now!
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